July 2011
I cant stand when people say a baby's age in...
The parent is like “yeah he’s 98 months old.”
What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's...
Reblog if you never seen a pregnant Chinese lady
That seriously never crossed my mind ! I never seen one , yet Chinese people are multiplying like its nothing .
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me
When your mom starts cooking and the aroma moves...
Facebook.
when girls have the worst profile picture like:
& everyone’s like *OMG hot, i love ur smile there*
& I’m all like:
bitch you can’t even SEE her damn smile.
When I wave at someone and they ignore me.
When i see an open swing at the park
legit
Greeting someone I dislike:
when someone is EXTREMELY excited in the morning.
Your teacher is absent
You walk into class like this
You realise there’s a substitute teacher
When you fail a test and your parents say: "You're...
It really pisses me off when parents let their...
Bitch, control your child before I do.
that awkward moment when someone tells you how...
and im just like
There are normal people...
And then there’s me…
Riding in a car with your friends
Riding in a car with your parents
Everybody in my house is asleep... and then...
Then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me.
Looking at things you wrote or comments you made...
When you hear an awesome new song on the radio
You’re jamming out:
Then it ends and the dj doesn’t tell you what it’s called:
So you have to go home really quickly and google the lyrics to find out:
You finally find it:
SUCCESS.
Your reaction when you received your I.D:
you’re like..
and then, you’re talking to your mind like ..
” What the fck ?! Is this really me? Why the hell I look so ugly here? ”
and you go like:
Taking a picture
With my parents:
With my friends:
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR TEACHER IS HAVING AN...
STARE AWAY..
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
FORREAL
When you hear the word "Tumblr" at school.
how dare you??
I remember when my friends use to call the house...
My mom would call my name and i’d be like-
Then she’d say i had a phone call-
Then i’d answer the phone like-
Then my mom would ask who i was talking to-
When my hair won't stay out of my face, I'll be...
When your parents don't understand your hilarious...
